Yeah, I did some cooking, like for real. Hard core. I'm pretty much awesome. You're lucky to know me.
Yes, I made everything on this table. I made it from scratch baby. I would say I picked the asparagus and butchered the pig too, but that would be a lie. It's too bad you can't see some of it so well. I should have taken better pictures. And it's really too bad you couldn't have tasted it all. It was pretty much my favorite home cooked meal ever.
And yes, I am humble. Thank you very much.
Oh wait, I didn't do the gravy. I don't do gravy with the mother-in-law around. She's the master and you don't mess with the master!